Mastizaade – Are we being tolerant or plain sex-starved?
Happened to watch the film – Rs.220/- (movie ticket price) gone down the drain! Cannot imagine that someone can actually make such an utter crap of a film! terrible!
Storyline – Followed somewhat the concept of film Bunty aur Bubli (starring Abhishek Bachchan & Rani Mukherjee) – where a male run-away-from home meets a female run-away-from home and then they both decide to mate! In this film, 2 wh*re mongers, who believe in eff-ing around just anyone who is available, meet twin sisters (both roles played by ex-porn & current soft-porn star Sunny Leone) and decide to mate (copulate) happily ever after with them only! Wow! What a noble thought of horny wh*re mongers!
Twin sisters were daughters of a desperate housewife and an irresponsible father who had left his (desperate wife) after impregnating her with ‘horny-porn’ garbage! Fatherlessly the daughters grow up watching their mother copulating with anyone and everyone who entered their door….quite possibly even they also were initiated in the world of sex pretty early …you see when arbitrary males have access to a family full of females of all age groups – they seldom stop themselves from trying out sex with just anyone who is available – so with a sex-starved mother around, the daughters also grew up to be sex-starved! So the twin sisters grow up to open ‘self control’ classes and perform stip-tease in front of males ….basically roping in rich clients!
No story – obviously not – the fact that a porn star is hired to play the role of a nubile girl – that itself is sufficient for the sex-starved Indian crowd to make this film a super-duper hit!
Hail Bollywood – for studying and understanding the collective psyche of the average Indian..and actually daring to come up with such a film!
Hail Indians – for proving them (director & producer) right….by not boycotting the film altogether!!
Tidbits:
The 2 wh*re mongers were Advt. film makers! No wonder why some advts. are so cheap and sick to the core ..esp. nowadays! PS. the deo advts. where a young boy and a girl are almost about to Eff on the escalator!!
They mocked at a handicapped Army man in the 2nd half of the film! He was singing patriotic songs sitting on his wheel chair and they belittled him saying that he cannot and should not marry the sexy nymph because he will be unable to perform (eff her i.e.) – like we all are just born to eff – period!!
One of my friends have made a very apt reply on Whatsapp when I shared the atrocious and audacious film ‘Mastizaade’ – he said ‘ You cannot visit a public toilet and complain of bad stink’! – so true!
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