Katti batti film review

A film that ends with patti shatti!

A long drab that tried desperately to make the viewer cry but failed at it coz’ the viewer was already dead watching the pathetic pranks of college going idiots!!

Story line:

A negligibly dressed college female instantaneously falls in love with a dope male. She was in a relationship with another guy but she left him for the dope. She made a very quick decision here.

Female was rich whereas the dope was not as rich as her – just belonged to a middle class family.

Male and female are shown in compromising position in a small car – smooching and all – but indication is given that they were just cuddling kissing etc and not ‘eff-ing’. Which also means that the girl – although who dressed mostly like how ‘sl*ts’ dress in India (that is what 90% of Indians believe btw. That a female who dresses up cheaply gives out vibes of being available and is game to jump on bed with anyone who catches her fancy! – yes, I know many people will scream and shout after reading the above line – but I am stating facts – and truth is always bitter) – she was a pure virgin – i.e. she had not even slept with her previous boyfriend (quite possible though).

Then the dope and the rich female decide to live together! Wow! Such a modern thought that was!

Then they mock at the sanctity of marriage! They pull in the dustbin, light the garbage lying in it – and start taking rounds of it (pheres) and then dive on bed…again! So basically this scene shows the utter failure of the institution of marriage! Both were from different family backgrounds – yet both mocked at marriage! The dope’s parents seemed pretty simple and decent who must have done everything to raise their children as best as they could – but still their son turned out to be a drunkard and frivolous idiot who happily started to live together with a female. The female’s parents are not shown in the film – but looks like they were filthy rich and let their daughter enjoy trips abroad and do whatever she felt like – live in, live out, not live – whatever!

Then they started to fight. They parted ways. Later dope came to know that the female used to purposely fight with him because she was suffering from cancer – brain cancer I think – and hardly had any time left with her …so she wanted him to hate her and start life afresh! Dope finds out and brings her back to his dilapidated apartment. She dies in the shabby surroundings.

Conclusion – What can such dumb fools achieve by surviving anyway? Such frivolous fools bring forth more confused brats on planet earth and ruin the progress of the world! Such live-in fools can continue living –in but not bring forth children before wedlock because ultimately it is children born to such irresponsible idiots that create all the ruckus in the world!

USP – The potty training scene by Kangana-

There is something called potty –training that responsible parents (mothers especially) teach infants during their infanthood! Seems the dope’s mom never gave him any potty training…and ultimately the rich female had to impart this basic knowledge to the dope! So basically even if she had not died of cancer – they would still have parted ways – a rich female belonging to high class and culture could not have continued to live with some uncouth middle class loser male for long…

Female’s mother was running 150 NGOs – ..and she had no clue as to what the daughter was doing!!? – living in with a loser in a dilapidated apartment, the daughter was leading a very boring & mundane life – feeding milka – the turtle and dope – almost living hand-to-mouth with a loser. Makes me think that her mother must be doing some ghaplaa (treachery) in the name of NGO..the reason why probably the daughter died of cancer – shraap (curse) of the exploited souls after all!